Nature Walks and Nuts and Bolts.

Two of my favourite things. And you should like them too if you know what's good for ya. One keeps you healthy and the other is... um... a necessity in life... I s'pose. Well, think if the things we wouldn't have if there were no nuts and no bolts. Uh, there wouldn't be...umm... sturdy foundations all across the world! Or! Or we would have one less reference for the male genetalia! Or even... nothing to play with on a lonely saturday night. Take that last one however you want... I won't judge you.

Nature walks however, much more useful. Possibly... sturdy foundation is a hard competitor. Anyways, I find these Nature Walks to be one of the most relaxing things on Earth. It allows your brain to just kinda... wander. I mean, who knows what you'll find? Some wildlife perhaps? Or maybe a tree that's hollowed out for a treefort! Awesome right?! Fuck! Totally! Anyways. You could even discovera world where everything is wierd, and a little backwards, and when you step forward, you move backwards, kinda like Moonwalking. And as you are walking you see little creatures start popping out of the trees! Oooh! Delightful! No. They are foaming at the mouth and are thirsty for blood. And yours is the freshest. This Summer. Get ready for Race For Life Or Die. Where 6 contestants of differing racial sterotypes run from New York to L.A. against the most vicious creatures the minds of George Lucas, Mikihil Bay (Mike's Russian Equivalent and Cousin) and M. Night Shyamalan could muster. Starring: Vin Diesel as the caucasian no nonsense baddie with a heart of gold. Morgan Freeman as the old bluesy type african american who is tended by his grateful, yet gangster, son, played by Nick Cannon. Jackie Chan as the tourist from China who just ended up in this situation by random happenstance. Freddy Rodriguez is the down on his luck gambler with a wife and kid to feed. This race could change his life forever. And Gerry Bednob, the wise Hindi Mystic who aids all through thier troubles. Coming Summer 2023!

Or it's just exercise. Up to you really. That is all. Props go to the person who can make the best poster for that movie.