Friday, May 29, 2009

Well God Damn It

It seems these days the only way to get money it so metaphorically take it in the ass. Or non-metaphorically depending on your morals and standards. I draw the line at 3 fingers personally. Anyways, most of the people I know and talk to really just detest thier jobs, but stick with it anyways because money is the key to survival. Take my jobfor instance. The people are awesome, I can handle that, but the management and the job itself is about a 3 mile high stack of bull manure. I also happen to work two jobs, both of which now consist of working between the hours 5PM and 6AM, depending on the job and location. So as you can see, I have no social life, hence this blog. Mind you it is Thursday night/Friday morning. Not much else I would be doing otherwise. Most likely sitting on my front porch yelling at racial minorities with a bottle of Jack at my side. Now, back tot he pointof this tale. Work. Why can't it all jsut be easy and well paying? Because then the rich money mongers of the world would be equal to us down here on the bottom of the soical food chain and thus making them superior. So they make all the jobs that machines could easily do (but don't because Terminator taught us better) just so that they can spend thier hard earned money to watch us lower class folk squiggle and squirm and squish and squawk while we do menial jobs and hard labour filled with dishwater, yelling, forklifts and Filipeno men. That is not a racist comment, that is just an observation. So far, every job I have worked in the past 5 years has been with or around Filipeno's. They're fuckin everywhere.

However, all this could just be something that I have cooked up in my painkiller fogged mind at the moment.

Has anyone ever told you how awesome painkillers are? They kill pain, and if you take them all the time you don't feel pain anymore! But once you stop the pain comes back. Daddy doesn't like the pain. Pain my Daddy angry.

You can call me Daddy.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Fuck These Things

Some things have recently come to my attention that I think need addressing. Firstly, today I went to a little All You Can Eat Sushi place. The food, delicious, the service, shit. Why? Well I am pretty sure it was because it was 4 white males going out for some delicious and well made sushi. I don't see whities disrespecting yellowfaces when they come into our Restaurants an eat our cuisine. All I wanted was some good food and good times. Well... I did get that... but the waiter was a fucking dick. And a big one at that, which is surprising for someone like him. (That was a shot at his tiny asian manhood.)

Secondly is elections. I don't vote. I don't see a need to. There are how many people here in Canada? Exactly, let them decide who runs our country. I highy doubt that my one vote will make a fucking difference. And if it does, well then sorry for fucking our country over? I dunno... I also don't care. I also also believe that just because I don't vote, I should still be able to complain when the goverment fucks up. Just because I didn't vote, doesn't mean I don't live in Canada and under thier rules. The only thing I could possibly do if I voted is show that there is one person out there that votes for the Lenin-Marxist party, or the Green party. So if I vote for one of them and they don't win do I still get a say? All I'm trying to say is that whether I vote or not, it won't fucking matter to anyone.

Thirdly... Chicago can suck my fucking dick.